Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
"And then I pulled out my gun!"
datguyuno 5
I don't care if it was an accident. **** that bitch up
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Comments (82)
shannon1029 4
When I read this, I thought of the woman being a fat woman stuffing her face with food and bumping into you with her butt as she passed.
sup_bitch 0
She threw it on the GROUND!!!!!!
miami_bb6 0
I would of proceeded to throw it at her =)
abbybailey204 19
Me 2
abbybailey204 19
That's not safe
zachherbert 10
Meanwhile at the next Apple meeting.... "The one known as Boners, he is on to our conspiracy. His death must be quick and agile. Any suggestions?"
itsbridgetbtch17 2
I am so sorry.
psuedodragon 23
Wow a lot of people have violent tendencies here... Unless the woman ran at OP screaming, grabbed the phone and smashed it, it was probably an accident. OP would be in far more trouble if they were to attack the (clumsy) woman. I sympathize though, I have to replace my cell every couple years due to excessive damage from being dropped (usually because I'm attempting to put it in my bag so I can grab my keys and get into my house >.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
NO!! KILL HER!!!!
Swishmantastic87 0
Must be an iphone
faithxoxox 1
37- "We should bribe TWO homeless people to kill him now! Haha!"
briar_127 0
Make that dou/che pay for it
zachherbert 10
Because of the way you worded it, I pronounced it in two words, sounding like do chey