aere
United States
Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
bex
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Unforgettable
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Bridget
Orangeville, Canada
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
hk
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Mito
Today, we had an impromptu meeting to get to know the new additions to the team. They asked me to introduce myself. I started a year ago. FML
SweeT
Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML
Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Fourth Wheel
Leave some for the rest of us
Today, I met up with a couple I know, who wanted to introduce me to someone. I thought they were setting me up with her, but no. They were coming out as polyamorous, and she was their new girlfriend. FML
mog
United States
Office embarrassment
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
whatismydadthinking
Australia
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
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fuckmylife13_fml 0
Today, I met this guy. Turns out I've met him before. FML.
wiiareonfire 0
And you're complaining why? Oh no! You'll have the chance to impress 3 girls! Don't screw it up.
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Comments (27)
Bruingirl103 0
so? it's a fresh start
eatpie 0
wtf? this isnt an fml. so what if u knew the girls? **** em all, and leave.
eatpie 0
ahahahahahaha
KY_Jelly 10
Maybe they want to know you now because you're hotter than you were before. Way to go, OP!
zackkmann21 0
hahaha nicee
abdulrezak9393 0
Well, at least they noticed you and wanted to meet you. Get what I mean?
F_bombCENTRAL 0
You should kill them all, turn yourself in, make an elaborate escape, and live the rest of your life in Cuba by the name of Senior Hatecabla.
Sootie247 12
How is this a FML? Just because some girls didn't remember you? People have it a lot worse than you!:-)
My_Life24 22
And that is bad because....?
ShananaginsLOL 13
Maybe u got hotter. Think on the bright side op