Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, I invited a guy over for some quick fun. I had the TV on for some background noise. I couldn't see the TV the way I was facing but he could. I didn't realize until he left that I had a true crime series on the whole time. What bothers me the most is that he definitely wasn't turned off by it. FML
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Top comments
Haiana04 3
Must have been a pretty damn good show, .______.
jerseyboy732 16
this is when you start putting on a show ;)
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starwind3438 9
Speaking of shows, he's not that in to you.
BaconBoy75 2
YDI for the most idiotic run on sentence I've read in months. WTF.
lianneg 0
That's mean..unless it was glee
kkjkidonthate 4
No. Glee sucks.
lianneg 0
Stfu
coffee_man900 16
You forgot, "or hockey game." Both my Daughters were conceived during intermission of a Toronto Maple Leaf game on TV. Amazing what you can create in 20 minutes. :)
ultra_notorious 26
wow, what a tool. pussy is always priority #1 for me.
missanderson813 4
I understand where he is coming from. I will not turn off the TV just to have sex if Bad Girls Club is on. except women are very good at multi tasking and men...not so much.
AnhedonicRightNo 1
Nobody likes you when you're 23, And you're more interested in tv shows. What the hell is ADD? What's my age again? What's my age again?
LuckyTroll 6
Great band
DWeth 0
...Then she took off my pants, but then I turned on the TV :D
hateevryone 15
The tv doesn't bother me.
mom2pen 4
Your grammar is so bad, you're too stupid to keep him interested.