Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, I invited a guy over for some quick fun. I had the TV on for some background noise. I couldn't see the TV the way I was facing but he could. I didn't realize until he left that I had a true crime series on the whole time. What bothers me the most is that he definitely wasn't turned off by it. FML
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Top comments
Haiana04 3
Must have been a pretty damn good show, .______.
jerseyboy732 16
this is when you start putting on a show ;)
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Comments (129)
Matty1188 6
The guy you like? If you were going to have sex with him, shouldn't he at least be your boyfriend?
Judy69 0
Well we both have feelings for each other. Ask him about that cause I have no answer for your question as to why he's not my bf -.-
wdd2 5
Must have been sex and the city.
fuckmebutdontfml 16
I noticed ur username says 69 is that how things were gettibg heated? if it is, well, I dont think the tv was being much of a problem in the first place
Judy69 0
Noooooo !
Trisha_aus 15
Were you watching Breaking Bad OP ??
Judy69 0
No, JOKOY
Fmylife107 5
It's not like he was going to watch the show anyway...
thefiske 0
A common response lol
tylerh425 0
just go ahead and steal from blink 182...
williamcarter93 13
Oh dear. Why does everyone think that men should drop everything and ****? Holy testicles, there are actually some men in this world for whom their life does not revolve around the erotic arts.
phycoM1213 0
So what?
kaylie007 0
Hahaha he thinks ur borinnggg in bed then! Lol
Judy69 0
obviously not if he keeps coming back