Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
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Misschrissyv 7
Wasps are assholes.
SecundusSecunda 27
Wasps aren't sending their best They're sending crappy flyers, vengeful stingers, and some, I assume, might help pollinate our flowers
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Comments (38)
Tamandua 19
Wait, are you telling me that when you get hurt you're NOT supposed to punch the person nearest to you?..... Crap.
James_is_Mexican 25
What are the purpose of wasps anyways?
lovelesslm 12
apparently they help defend gardens and farms against flies , beetles (beetle eggs), and other insects. wasps: Nature's pesticide.
taylapenguin 16
Where is the logic??
AliGInTheHouse 24
Maybe the wasp decided to sting you because you can't spell "its".
mds9986 24
Ah, Spring is here.
False_Stupidity 42
Naturally it's your fault OP for having the fan going! The wasp knows this and thus took vengeance. YDI
holly_fly 34
Before all the thumbs down, I do believe this was sarcasm.
guttedbrit 26
Wasps make me shudder. They are pure evil!
slavka012 11
I'm pretty sure wasp was thinking "stupidly, huh? Who is stupid now?" Or something like this.
derpyshy 16
We usually get the kamikaze ones. BBQ or light a bonfire and those assholes fly into it. I have a phobia of them, so I'm fine as long as they aren't near me
DJDualScreen 4
If that were me, I would've had the best smashing object in hand and went to town. I might try and catch a honey bee to put it out, but I've been dive bombed by enough wasps just getting my lawn mower out of the shed to have any sympathy.