Today, my bully made me cry once again. It's been going on for weeks. I don't know who to turn to; I can't say anything because I'd get into even more trouble. He even stole my Nintendo 3DS and won't give it back. My bully is my girlfriend's son. He's 10. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got called to my son's school again because he punched a girl. Every time he gets in a fight, he justifies it by saying he only hits bullies he catches hurting other kids. His teachers even agree he only hits the bullies like that girl, but it’s becoming a huge problem. FML
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I bumped into the bitchy mean girl who bullied me mercilessly throughout high school, leaving deep emotional scars. When I told my boyfriend who she was, he picked her up, carried her out of the store, and threw her into a puddle. FML
Today, my idiot son has been getting his ass kicked nearly every day since he spread a rumor that he’d been sleeping with the most popular girl in school. Not only is she the wrestling coach’s daughter, her brothers are all massive jocks. Even though he apologized the beatings keep coming. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my daughter came crying to me that her boyfriend cheated on her. I'd like to comfort her, if it weren't for the fact that she manipulated him into cheating on his previous girlfriend with her. FML
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ohjoy15 33
ASSERT YOURSELF. If you sit there and take it, it only makes it okay for this kid to do it to other people.
dingleberrysteve 6
id reevaluate my life choices
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dingleberrysteve 6
id reevaluate my life choices
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Grow some balls, OP. He's 10 for ****'s sake... Just don't maim him
j_729 18
Or man up...
MoronsAccount1 12
I'd suggest a dose of "MAN THE **** UP". I mean, come on, dude. You legitimately cried over a 10-year-old? My Senior Drill Instructor from when I was in boot camp would have so much fun with you. lol.
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He's only 10. OP should tastefully discipline that kid
ohjoy15 33
ASSERT YOURSELF. If you sit there and take it, it only makes it okay for this kid to do it to other people.
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Just fyi... Another term for it is "enabling" Oh and this is why you shouldn't date people who already have children... Unless your heart/wallet is big enough.
Welshite 40
What?! You're an idiot. So simply because my mother had children meant my step-dad shouldn't have married her? That man made me into the person I am today. Just because someone has children doesn't restrict them from having a relationship, regardless of their partner's financial status or good-will. If I want to date or marry someone with children, that's my decision.
simplysarcastics 26
Preach! #2 :) And op Assert yourself, you can't still get to know the child by setting rules, and talking to your gf about her child. Get your stuff back bro! Its no biggie, if you put the child in check, he will know you can't be run over. This reminds me off the movie are we there yet, with the mean & mischievous that the mother needs to teach manners, and obedience! Sorry for the speech, but get your life in check, your the adult and if you marry your gf that will become your child, so assert yourself now.
marcranger 29
Damn, 19! I wouldn't date someone who had children because I don't like kids. But saying no one should date anyone with kids just because OP had the misfortune to wind up with a pint-sized asshole? That's cold, son.
Beepbeep7 14
#19 you are a dumbass.
RodzillaX 30
Whoop his ass, seabass.
ohjoy15 33
And have his girlfriend potentially pan fry him? With the cops going "Little boy who hit you? Oh, he's not your daddy?...Well then." If it's your own kid, discipline them how you think best. When it's someone else's kid, you have to be careful.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
You're right, 25. My friend was dating a girl with a 2 year old daughter and they fought over how she needed to be disciplined. I'd always get caught in the middle of the argument an I'd have to take her side. It's her kid, she knows what's best for her. The last thing any guy should try to do is tell a mother how to raise her kid, or that she's been raising her wrong. That is unless you're the father. I'd personally never date a girl with a kid just because I'm so young, and I shouldn't have those responsibilities yet, unless I'm stupid enough to create a mini me myself, and god help us all on that day..
suplarai 12
Oh man that sucks, talk to your GF! She'll set the kid straight
klorehore 24
yeah, that'll get him some respect. The step dad who comes crying to mommy for help.
biggestfan23 11
If I was a girl I would stay far away from OP. seriously how do you let a 10 year old bully you and make you cry?? Grown up man
CallMeMcFeelii 14
95, you're not a girl!? God damn it man! You gotta tell us shit like that! You don't even wanna know what I did while looking at your profile picture.. Or do you? Haha. I'm just kidding, man.
bsc23 8
Uh no I doubt she will "set him straight"!! If a 10 year old is acting that way it's bc his parents let him. She is part of the reason he is a bully!
SilverWarrior 7
Stand the hell up for yourself. Seriously
smithv171 17
Man up!! Wow. Or talk to your girlfriend about it..
gc327072 31
Play CoD with him online, and when you're winning, say "I banged ur mom lol" Checkmate!
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Oh my god this is genius
lonewolf658 6
First time that would be a true statement on that game
Melix 31
This is perfection.
subwaysurfers 13
YOU HAVE TO SHOW THAT KID WHO'S THE BOSS AROUND HERE DUDE TELL ON HIM!
NodakN8V 25
You need a strong dose of MAN THE **** UP
mattstefanick 6
I would stand up to.him
ThatFancyPenn 18
You've obviously never been bullied before.
j_729 18
But the bully is 10
obi1kenobi 8
Easier said than done
Zomg_Okay 27
32/64 - When you're a grown man and the bully is a ******* ten year old, there is no excuse for standing there and taking it. When the bully is bigger and/or older than you fine but OP's situation is just pathetic.