Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML
Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML
Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML
Today, I had to stifle a fart so my upstairs neighbors wouldn't hear it. I know this because I frequently hear theirs. FML
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I had to hear my neighbor whine again through the walls because he can't talk in a quiet voice. You can hear him from across the street, and that's before he gets drunk. FML
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Top comments
PennyLane27 32
Next time you're in there, howl in the toilet. That should throw her off ;)
Stonedmanalex 0
Thats strange, How would you react to that?
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Comments (53)
PinkFun1969 9
I would just die of embarrassment. I had an apartment once and I could hear the potty room upstairs. haha
Enigmax2514 7
This is not fyl it's fhl she has no life that she pays attention and familiarise herself with your family's bathroom noises out of sheer boredom that's sad
immortal628 20
Your neighbor needs a ******* hobby.
CryMoreFMLs 15
She has one. Little does OP know, she also names the turds based on the sound and person. Quite a (disgusting and useless) feat there I must say.
6joe9 0
Friendly neighbour !
kaileigh10 2
SHE deserves it for choosing to live in a unit below someone. That's what happens.
dreamering 16
Play some **** tapes on high volume and ask her to find out the position.
tahvoh 3
Genius!
Jimboom 12
What she is not telling you about is the fact that she is getting off on it. :-P
denvan 0
I wonder if your neighbor has animal nickname for all of you. Oh "thump thump" there goes rhino, really loud noise in the bathroom that's elephant
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Stalker!
SilentTreatment 7
Well are you the loudest??....