Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
Today, I recently participated in a play and my mom asked for the video, so I said that someone should be sending it soon. My dad said, "It's OK, she doesn't have friends, she hasn't had one since childhood, that's why she doesn't have the video." I do in fact have friends, and the video had been sent already but I forgot to check. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
Today, I set up my phone to take a time-lapse video of the sunset. When I checked the footage later, all I saw was me running back and forth because I’d forgotten my keys and wallet multiple times. FML
Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML
Today, I panicked when I realized two of my diaries were missing. I turned the house upside down, and found them in the guest room, tucked away in a dresser drawer. My only visitor in the last six months was my mom. I’m 37 years old. FML
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Top comments
RadAtThis01 0
???? Why not bring the camera on the trip?? that's what cameras are for!!!
null_fml 11
He should have left an increasingly difficult series of logic puzzles as clues to its location.
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Comments (70)
godlybacon 5
Sucks
sexyscooter 0
dude, tear that house up.
joanjett 0
Sucks for you OP.
ey3seecold 0
u deserve it for having a dad that is too scared of getting burglarized that he forgets to find the items he hid from the burglers..
DeathMetalJesus 0
ydi for not hiding it yourself, what are you, retarded?
deafeningsilence 8
agreed with 2. you'll eventually find it.
bravesfan112233 0
ydi for not buying a lock to the house in first place
davekron 0
ydi for having a drunk father, he probably sold it for booze, go check the recycle bin outside it's filled with 40oz of Southern Comfort.
englishhottiexx 0
you should have hid it yourself :)
Hockeylover87_71 0
22 wow. just wow. and OP why wouldn't you hide it yourself?
adins1997 0
why can't op just bring the video along on the trip?
Jafozza 0
it's under his bed, he just doesn't want you to see all the sex tapes he filmed.
mikehaddad 0
#41 is a WIN
Silenthunter 0
Or a case of keystone
rosesareblue15 0
41, I thought the exact same thing. ^_^
your_face 15
#41: Exactly.
jjpavo 0
at first i thought u were going to say ur dad made a porno on it snd the worst part is it was with ur gf. now thats an fml
SKlDROW 0
that sucks
andrewzzz 0
41&56 i thought it would be a combination he hid it so op wouldnt find it, then when he did he saw his mom and dads prons
hellyeahmirjam 2
O:
Artsygirl90 14
ydi for not remembering to ask for it sooner.
RadAtThis01 0
???? Why not bring the camera on the trip?? that's what cameras are for!!!
RadAtThis01 0
so ydi
tencentsakiss 19
seriously 5?
RadAtThis01 0
yes
pleasenopuffin 0
Wow. Read much?
MrNiceGuy569 18
You're dumb it says before the trip ?
null_fml 11
He should have left an increasingly difficult series of logic puzzles as clues to its location.
airforce987 20
or worse, somehow put a lock on it, but the lock is a rubix cube! I once saw someone's bike lock with that!
BeachPanda 0
ehh, he probably sold it
PeaceOutx24 0
he wants you to think he's hiding it :o he probably has it mounted on a tree recording your neighbor getting dressed everyday. o_O I would invest in a new camera.
Doopliss01 0
So.. If someone would break in your house, it would be ok for him to steal the TV and stuff, but the camera no?
hairt 4
don't scold him! just find it with him :-) child-father bonding time hahahah.
hobo_lowbo 0
you live in Israel, how big can your place be?c'mon... really
Wolpy 9
Dude, uncalled for!
hobo_lowbo 0
some douche moderated my comment!!! so I will say it again, you live in Israel how big can your place be? really? check one of the two rooms your family reside in
lebronsux 0
lol at 8 but yeah op take the camera on vacation duh