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Today, the only one that became aroused while looking at me in my sexy Halloween costume was my dog. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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mattman1994 0

Wow, did you dress like a hooker or did you wear Lady Gagas meat dress?

perdix 31

That's what you get for dressing like a bitch! Are you sure that's your costume or your everyday apparel?

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yummcookie 0

if it was a sexy dog costume then it must have been good!

missvee98324 0

say no to hoes.

cool_guy1234 0

worst thing that could happen is get HIV or aids lol

xFaust_fml 12

We don't really celerate Halloween in my country, so correct me if I'm wrong but... Aren't you supposed to dress up as something scary, not something slutty? Oh sorry, I meant "sexy" :)

redbluegreen 41

According to Mean Girls, Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total **** and no other girls can say anything about it.

sourgirl101 29

It is scary that some girls "think" they look sexy in their too tiny, fat sticking out outfits.

TheIrishJaneDoe 9

Agreed, rbg and Q. And having herpes is like living in a haunted house-- you never know when it'll show its face and ruin your night.

CreepyGuy666 2

WTF why wouldn't we celebrate?

Iskaria 0

lol that's what I was thinking I've been to Paris over Halloween and they sure looked like they were celebrating 0.o

xFaust_fml 12

It may have been a few years, but it's purely commercial. it's in no way a tradition. And I don't know a single person who actually trick or treats. I've been to a few "halloween parties", but it was always pretty much the same : dress up if you want, but otherwise it's just a party and nobody cares about halloween. It's ridiculous anyway. We don't celebrate the 4th of July, if you're not jewish you don't celebrate Hanoucca, etc, then why should we start celebrating Halloween? Not our traditions. I bet practically no French person who celebrates it knows what it's actually about. It's not like it's the only occasion when you can dress up. Ah well. Everybody do what they want, I don't really care. I don't give a crap about Halloween because I've never celebrated it, I guess. But that doesn't change the fact that the whole "sexy outfit" idea is so ridiculous :D I think I'd just laugh at those girls. Pretentious much?

amerwin 3

YDI for being a scooby-snack for Halloween.

glitchedgamer 0

HALLOWEEN IS OR DRESSING SCARY, NOT SLUTTY

tannarox 0

with some people, there isn't a difference.

Person1233 13

So you were a poodle?

musicismylife21 5

hahaha nice!

TheMajekalBum 0

Why does every woman freak out when they can't get attention cuz of their sexuality? Take a few breaths and realize that you don't have to be a **** to be attractive.

tribridags 0

your fault for looking at your dogs dick

purplemnm 9

your hotness is ruined by that hideous blue vein above your jeans.

lovelyliz916 5

Haha, say no to hoes!! :)

thakiller 0

YDI seeking attention