Shelly
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the only one that became aroused while looking at me in my sexy Halloween costume was my dog. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
aXel
Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML
vishuzzbabe77
United States
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
PieterseMJ
Sandton, South Africa
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Boo!
Montréal, Canada
Haunted dog
Today, I dressed up as a ghost and walked down the street to meet my friends. A dog somehow got loose and decided my "flowy" costume was the perfect chew toy. I spent the evening dodging an overly enthusiastic dog and getting barked at. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
a-non
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad boy
Today, I realized that the dog humping my leg was the most action I've gotten in months. FML
Noname
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML
hopeless romantic
Dayton, United States
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
nofunforme
Candler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Freakout
Today, I was having fun while home alone, until my dog heard my vibrator and tried to attack me. FML
Top comments
mattman1994 0
Wow, did you dress like a hooker or did you wear Lady Gagas meat dress?
perdix 31
That's what you get for dressing like a bitch! Are you sure that's your costume or your everyday apparel?
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AngryAmerican 18
Fid gets aroused at the smell of bacon and will blow himself in public. I hate women for this reason though. sometimes you dress slutty and want us to get hard other times we're creeps. **** off