idiot
France
Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Maxwell
France
Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML
GidleyWife
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML
DENTALITY
Norway
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
amber s
Red Forman's spirit lives on
Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML
Krazydude1000
Hangry DVD
Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML
rofindie
Forest Hills, United States
Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML
OytoBeAfather
Nesconset, United States
Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML
padre74
Jackson, United States
Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
poorman
Derwood, United States
Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML
Top comments
anorexicbarbie 8
It doesn't matter about the age, it's still not cute.
aron33 2
Did he win a dvd?
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Comments (58)
MrPhucked 0
hahahaha fyl
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
No op you're a dick! what's with this ageism! If he was 24 or 26 it's cute, but because he happens to be 25 it's soooo wrong!!!! You ****** dickface.
DocBastard 40
KaySL?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
The hell's your problem bro? I only molested her with my tacos like 3 times!!! if you can't take the penis then go to India, they're smaller there!
buzz18 7
hahah smart man
yuggi1 11
OP's 'man-kid' for a son has probably never been struck before. He has no respect for other people's possessions. This is both a FYL and a YDI.
KingDingALing 9
I can make Kay relax. Come here Kay, I have some candy for you...in my very suspicious white van...that has "Don't come in this van or else I'll rape you" written in big letters on the side of the van...
yuggi1 11
Okay WTF??? I got moderated for what? Oh-gracious-moderators (sarcasm) where did I go wrong? -.- Besides... didn't kay cursed? Yet he didn't got moderated. I think you should get fired! ..|.. (-.-) ..|..
KingDingALing 9
Oh ok, good. Then it won't be considered rape. Get your ass in this van! :p
KingDingALing 9
Oh ok, good. Then it won't be considered rape. Get your ass in this van! :p
EmoPolarBearShim 0
hahaha op, I love the way you worded this xD
mitchie11 0
sigh. I wish the comments wouldn't get moderated so quickly. I always wonder how the conversations went down :/
TwoFootedMan 0
Holy moderated comments.
fakeaccountX 6
^ ...Batman.
aron33 2
Did he win a dvd?
JamesTheGiraffe 5
haha :]
xCrackerx 3
If he won a DVD this story would not be on FMyLife.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
It would if he won Death At A Funeral.
drawing_a_blank 0
Or Daddy Daycare.
QWERTYCommander 5
It wouldn't be if it's the English version of Death At A Funeral.
anorexicbarbie 8
It doesn't matter about the age, it's still not cute.
n3rd43v3r 10
But what if he was 24? I think it would be cute then.
SpicyDuck 22
Nah, it wasn't cute when I stuffed mini powdered donuts in the VCR when I was three..
MrsDruidess 23
what's not cute is living at home when your old enough to drink. I am sorry but if OP is going to allowed their son to live like a child, hes going to act like a child, push his ass out of the nest like a good mother bird! Until then, YDI
thebignixie 0
awwww, glad to know he still lives with you! I'd have kicked him out by then!
ohthebloodygore 16
It doesn't say he lives with OP. He could have just been visiting.
FYLminerocks 7
The Joker is my boyfriend
KiddNYC1O 22
simple. kill the batman!
wwerulez14 6
Wanna hear how I got these scars?
Karnezar 2
Why so serious?
Filitov 0
Was he drunk...?
tmmundy 17
I was going to ask what kind of drug was he on? what a dumb ass!!!
secrets15 0
what was he thinking was h mad at you or smt??
xCrackerx 3
Smt? Are you too lazy to type something, or are you too stupid to know how to spell something?
FFML_314 12
I think she's just stupid.
beccusmaximus 0
Is that what that means? I thought she was talking about smut. Because apparently vowels are overrated.
wildcatman 0
42 - I thought that's what that meant too. If you're going to shorten "something," at least make it somewhat legible, like "smthing," or "smthin." Or just don't shorten it... I don't know...
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
i used to do this...but then i turned 5.
mattman1994 0
I used to do this too, but then my mom yelled at me and posted on FML about it
Poepiepiesie 3
Then you must be around 12 now as DVD players arent that long around. Also i once made a paper dvd out of an A4 needless to say the player wouldnt open anymore.
I_be_darn 3
25 @ home? What's wrong with this picture? Kick his f**king a** out!
mfelax9556 8
so it would be cute if he wasnt 25?
ohthebloodygore 16
Idiot.
haha89 0
So if he was 37 it would be cute?
yuggi1 11
I don't know, what do you think? -_-