oh well
United States
Today, the only birthday present I got was a gift card to a steak house. Not a bad gift, but I'm a vegan. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Weirdo
United States
Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Anonymous
Taren Point, Australia
Grateful
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
HamHanded
Ham-fisted attempt
Today, my loving but absent-minded father gave me a packet of ham for my birthday, which would be pretty shit even if I hadn't been a strict vegetarian for the last 27 years. FML
Milly
Today, it's my birthday, and my coworkers gave me a $75 gift card to a restaurant chain near my house. Later in the evening, I found out the chain of restaurants abruptly closed. All of them. FML
michellenKG
United States
Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML
Bestbirthday
Bastrop, United States
Today, my parents were supposed to take me out to eat for my birthday, but since their favorite child wasn't with us, I instead got a mini order of tots from Sonic as my birthday meal/present. FML
Anonymous
Grumpy git
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
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danceinconverse 25
Wow, hope it was a mis-steak.
devildog562 33
Sell it and buy a vegetable plant or something you like.
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Comments (91)
hoosiergirl94 31
Simple solution. Don't be a vegan.
1tag4 10
You're the worst kind of person
soulcrusher11 16
vegans suck. steak is great. get a life ****
Buuee 10
no offence.. but theres no such thing as a vegan.
Sazzles 17
Let's hope they do good vegetables.
Scryll 17
Can you read minds?
MissBehavin77 18
Most restaurants have salads and other dishes with no meat or pasta. You are missing out though, steak is awesome.
Johnnycake23 42
You madam are awesome!
marring 19
It's my Birthday today too! No presents though :(
False_Stupidity 42
Maybe OP could send you their gift card as a present!
Frostillicus123 10
1) hope your birthday turns around 2) use this as a sign to eat meat. is tastey 3) meat esters always have friends.
gsam99 20
steak houses serve great salads, too.
nevereyes 31
Take the hint and nourish your body properly
Steffi 26
Shhh & educate yourself on nutrition.
nevereyes 31
I am already well educated on nutrition. If I wasn't then I would foolishly think meat isn't needed