Today, the nerves for my finals got so bad that I started stress-cleaning in my dream. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Stressed out
Today, I'm almost 30 weeks pregnant. I have to go in weekly for stress tests. Last night, I had a very stressful dream about leaving my 4-year-old at home alone, which stressed me out. FML
It never ends
Today, I had a "nightmare" where I found out I had more homework than I originally realized, and spent the entire dream doing homework. There is no escape. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Tense
Today, you might know that anxiety before an extremely important exam: sweating, shaking, heart palpitations, tension headache… That’s how I felt this morning when I got into my car… to pick up a free mattress I scored on the internet. Guess my adrenal glands were bored and decided to have a party. FML
Good night, sleep tight
Today, I have been trying to stop sleeping during the day, so I decided to clean my room to keep myself awake. Four hours later, I woke up on the floor. FML
Panic in the sheets of Luton…
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Sometimes, the fears are correct
Today, after stressing all week about important phone calls, they all went as horrible as possible. My anxiety was right all along. FML
Sleepless
Today, I have a huge test coming up for my licensing boards and if I don’t pass, I can’t work. I’ve been so stressed that I’ve hardly eaten or gotten more than a few hours sleep in the last couple of days. Without sleep, I can’t study. Without studying, I can’t pass. I’m literally worrying myself sick. FML
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Anubis94 24
At least your dreams are clean! Now only if you could study in your dreams and somehow retain it..
MrConfusion 21
That could be a good thing! I hear many of your problems in your conscious are solved in your subconscious. You'll probably do better on your finals now!
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Comments (26)
jojimugo 20
I thought you were going to say stress cleaning in the exam room
raym1900 3
should have told him that if his pencil went near her sharpener, you would permentlay remove his lead producer. (ripping them off)
lpfire61 14
thumbs down even if you posted this on the right FML.
Aerobic_Exorcism 13
I guess you could say you had a dirty mind
UserError94 18
At least since everything isn't actually clean there's more cleaning left to relieve stress!
ssnow_fml 20
Chill out, it's just finals. They aren't life or death. it's no big deal.
Kitouran 30
Except, to most people, they are. They can sometimes determine whether some passes or fails a course, and gets to go onto the next year. But yeah, no big deal.
interesting33 37
I also have dreams about doing exams, being late for class, forgetting to do work, and I am 23...
ulissey_fml 22
I envy you. I only ever have dirty dreams.
bigdfootball97 24
Hey, Pennsylvania! We're in this together, OP.
GhostFox 34
...Levi? Is that you?