Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have to use toilet paper as a substitute for Kleenex, because I have a nasty cold and ran out. We're also snowed in where I live, so I currently can't go to the store to get some more. I think I now understand why people were hoarding this stuff. FML
Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Today, snow finally arrived in my area, in very large quantities. Also today, I seem to have caught my dad's cold. The town is too snowed in for traveling and my medications are running low, so I guess we'll suffer together. FML
Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
Today, the massive snowstorm that has been mercilessly attacking my city for the past week started causing random, brief blackouts every 2-5 minutes. I'm very sick, so the last thing I need is for this house to be cold. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
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KingDingALing 9
Time to make some red snow.
pasiphae9 5
I guess it's time to find all those pairs of socks you never use, and put them to good use.
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Comments (226)
Allymeme 3
why weren't you prepared? don't you keep track of your period? plus why didnt you buy toilet paper sooner? As soon as I get down to two rolls, I buy more.
fellie_fml 0
You can't always keep track of your period, not everyone's is 28 days. It might have come way earlier than expected. yes in heinsight she should have been more prepared but we can't all always be prepared for everything. It's still an FML that she's in that situation
kennie17 0
hahah nice one.
prettyinpink93 0
ugh been there I feel your pain hunny:(
birdfreak 24
I'm on mine 2 but I got pads I was reading in class to get my focus off my cramps and I got it confiscated I got back but not before crying cuz of my stupid mood swings
TBabe023 0
Pantsless week sounds like a heap of fun...
kellbelle032398 0
k first, the blizzard was huge news, and most everyone went out shopping the night before. y didn't u? second, theres these ppl called neighbors, do u hav them? ask them for pads, or if youre too embarresed, ask for toilet paper. if your even too embarresed even to ask for that, do u hav tissues, paper towels, rags/towels, old shirts, ANYTHING?!???!! long story short, you shoulda been prepared not only for the snow, but for the blizzard, YDI
Dark_Charizard 0
Bummer. Maybe.. Paper towels, or napkins, even though that would hurt like hell?
qjdb 8
I LOL'd @ this. Awesome
blink831forever 13
I'm sorry OP, I hope you can borrow some stuff from a neighbor or that a friend can somehow make it to you through all the snow. In the mean time, use some old socks that you don't wear anymore to help you out.
cer_fml 2
dude pads? use tampons huney, they ate soo much neater
mintcar 10
?????????????????????? Anyways, we all have our preference.
mintcar 10
We all have our personal preferences. *