Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have to use toilet paper as a substitute for Kleenex, because I have a nasty cold and ran out. We're also snowed in where I live, so I currently can't go to the store to get some more. I think I now understand why people were hoarding this stuff. FML
Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Today, snow finally arrived in my area, in very large quantities. Also today, I seem to have caught my dad's cold. The town is too snowed in for traveling and my medications are running low, so I guess we'll suffer together. FML
Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
Today, the massive snowstorm that has been mercilessly attacking my city for the past week started causing random, brief blackouts every 2-5 minutes. I'm very sick, so the last thing I need is for this house to be cold. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
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KingDingALing 9
Time to make some red snow.
pasiphae9 5
I guess it's time to find all those pairs of socks you never use, and put them to good use.
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Comments (226)
crazypomgurl3 0
I live in Oklahoma and we were just hit with a blizzard too! I'm sorry for your, um...problems...but I will gladly send you some! *sends pads and toilet paper* there ya go, enjoy!
Blacksmokehick 0
in oklahoma? they got like 4 inches. thats nothing. in wisconsin, we get like 4 a week. that same storm gave us 10 inches in 6 hours.
college_cutie07 0
Actually, we got hit with a blizzard too and it dumped about a foot of snow within 16 hours which is a lot more than we are used to getting. Most of the side roads still have not been plowed and some even still have ice on the road.
sadistmonkey 19
4 inches of snow in a state that isn't equipped to deal with that amount of snow vs 4 inches in a state that is equipped... You're comparing apples and oranges here.
daminantion 14
4 inches? Christ you Americans can't do shit when there's a trickle can you lol. even un equipped our city in Canada got hot with 20 inches, we all lived. suck it up OP, you're too Yankee to think ahead
mattitucklove01 0
please go to the hospital they can help a lot !
whistlepig21 0
use a sweater lls
NoWittyNames 0
YDI for being a woman.
yuggi1 11
Disturbing has a picture of you next to it in the dictionary. :PPP <--- emphasis
The_Commentor_ 6
First grab cups. Next put snow in them. Bleed on the snow. Sell them to children. Easy way to get money. You could of asked your neighbors for some tp.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
#59, Maybe you should say "bloody situation."
purryellow 0
use your hand
music_is_love51 0
Same. Here.