Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have to use toilet paper as a substitute for Kleenex, because I have a nasty cold and ran out. We're also snowed in where I live, so I currently can't go to the store to get some more. I think I now understand why people were hoarding this stuff. FML
Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Today, snow finally arrived in my area, in very large quantities. Also today, I seem to have caught my dad's cold. The town is too snowed in for traveling and my medications are running low, so I guess we'll suffer together. FML
Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
Today, the massive snowstorm that has been mercilessly attacking my city for the past week started causing random, brief blackouts every 2-5 minutes. I'm very sick, so the last thing I need is for this house to be cold. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
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KingDingALing 9
Time to make some red snow.
pasiphae9 5
I guess it's time to find all those pairs of socks you never use, and put them to good use.
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Comments (226)
wendyyyy 0
you always do have creative, disturbing thoughts to share, don't you.
saleha97 4
come to norway, even if it's -25 degrees (in celsius) everything is open, included school.. -.-
learnburn 0
this may be late but go steal toliet paper from a gas station or a hospital or ne kind of open public bathroom.
babygirl719 4
jezz it sucks 2 be u hehehe ull get through it girls r much smarter then guys every girl nows it ;)
Susieee_Q 9
Can you call a friend & ask for some?
Gomez_Vidal 0
I'm tired of everyone on FML to expect perfection from the OP. I guarantee not one of you plans ahead for every situation every day for every possible problem.
lapolla19 0
thats why I always buy pads even if I'm not on my period.I just keep a bunch in my closet and eventually they will all get used up
RinnieRiot 9
Use a towel.
melibear89 7
well why weren't you prepared? this blizzard had been on the news for weeks. you should been smart enough to watch the news and get your self stocked up. you completely deserve it for not paying attention. next time when a huge blizzard that's been on the news for weeks hits you'll hopefully be ready.
kototani 0
That sucks, sorry to hear that hun... :(