Anonymous
Camberwell, Australia
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Klepto
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Strange things are afoot…
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
iamgodzilla
Owings Mills, United States
Beep beep
Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
josh
United States
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
happycow122
Lafayette, United States
Dude, step up your game
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
notyourfriend
Peterborough, Canada
Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML
Mel
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Jamie
Denmark
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Jessica S.
Louisville, United States
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
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MelTheGreat 23
"I mugged you lol *poke*"
khildebrand2294 9
Thats messed up...
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Comments (90)
_mashaaa 5
people these days.
fail_gurl21 7
hahaha
TADspace 30
At least you have his information to report him to the police? If you haven't already, anyway.
sassy2085 16
Throw a sheep at him :)
someguy314159265 15
That's actually a good thing. He made a huge mistake, and you now have much more of his information, which would help the police arrest him earlier. By the way, how do you know that this is the very same guy who tried to mug you? Do you remember his face that well? It's quite impossible with me, but then again, people do seem to recognize me quite easily, so I'm not entirely doubtful.
Schnauser 2
BULLSHIT. You ****** lier!
GK2012 9
something tells me this guy isn't a card-carrying member of Mensa....
nickolascronk 3
You should accept it and wait till he checks in somewhere and go there with a possy and roll his ass.
cutecute1 2
i think its safe to say that "creepy"
Whistlee 8
POKE HIM.