Today, the highlight of my day was when I figured out that my little brother's toy dump truck could actually dump stuff out. I'm 18. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML
Today, at work, I overrode the limit on my forklift, allowing me to carry four pallets instead of two. Then I was able to place them all within a ten-foot radius, giving a massive boost to my efficiency. My excitement faded when I realized that was actually the high point of my day/week/month. FML
Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML
Today, at work, I had to help a teenager who was stuck in a toy car for kids, and no, it was not in one piece when she finally got out. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML
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HKCgrimmjow 15
There's nothing wrong with being a child at heart!
Nolimit2217 32
You need a girlfriend, boyfriend or hobby in your life ASAP!
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Comments (82)
Wowlookatthat 15
You ought a invest in a ball of twine :D
RobertoZ 5
How is this sad.Dump trucks are AWESOME even as an adult.
pennamay 11
I been there.
ghsthnt95 18
I was a kid at heart even in middle school. My younger brother had a dump truck and I used to pile on the mowed grass in it and, well, I can't remember what I did afterwards. I used to play cars with my brother all the time. And I'd probably would still play with any toy. Heck, I still watch the good old stuff from early 2000s.. before the shows got weirder and stupid.
ProctorKProducti 5
It seems like FMLs are getting increasingly boring
Hypnotic5206 10
you need a hobby my friend lol
lordrauhl 7
isn't that why it's called a dump truck
JohnTheLad 13
It's the seemingly 'little things' in life that will get ya.
Spyingcheeseman 8
It's ok OP. its the little things that make us happy. just like when I figured out you can open the convertable roof in GTAV