tbright010
United States
Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
It's a doggy dog world
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
Steve
Self-defeating move
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
hoo flung pu
United States
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
poomaster
United States
Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML
Anonymous Taco Man
United States
Top of the mornin' to ya!
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
anonymous
Huffman, United States
Sneaky boy
Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML
Anonymous
New Kensington, United States
Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
banj0
Madison, United States
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
mike h
Mcadoo, United States
Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
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Comments (119)
tarvinwashere 0
FUN FUN FUN FUN
cloverwarrior 0
Wow!
samanthasexy 1
well lol I had to do that to mine >_
Stood_up808 4
I was eating when I read this....XPPPP
VeraJK 16
Wow O_o
ashwowa 14
i think your only using ' anal glands' to make it sound worse just so you can post an FML all you had to say was you potty trained your dog.
ashwowa 14
oh, my bad... i thought that said 'train'... it says 'drain'... sorry... FYL.
mham1732 3
Bet that was fun lol
Nicki90 5
It's really not that bad- I'm a vet tech and I have to do this about 5-10 times a day
Wolfipoo 31
That sucks OP, but shouldn't going to sleep that night outshine that teaching?