Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted he didn't want to marry me, not because he doesn't want to spend his life with me, but because he'd seen two friends get ruined by divorce settlements, and he "doesn't want my hooks in him." I love him with all my heart and would never dream of pulling a marriage con. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "I won't marry you, but I want to spend my life with you." When I told him that upset me, he said, "My ex completely changed once we got married, and I like you as you are now." FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my fiancé told me that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I asked him if he had anything else to add. "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
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fwongraven 10
1. Well how did the million-dollar subject come up? Are you the kind of girl who annoys the shit out of men by asking them stupid hypothetical questions? 2. You dumped the guy you 'planned to marry' over THAT?!!! Jesus. He just got saved from a lifetime of having to humour you.
null_fml 11
I find your choice of verb tenses odd. Specifically "I'm in love with and plan to marry some day" instead of "I was in love with and planned to marry some day".
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Comments (137)
Sekococo 0
I could see it now, the world is about to turn in to zombie waste land and he kicks your ass out the door feeding you to the zombies and running out the back door to save him self as your being mauled by zombies you say "i love you" and he say "i never did love you but the sex we had was great" as he run off to survive and hoping he can re-populate with a survior and not think of you once. :D you should be happy OP you got out of something thats not worth it. XD
cinnaluna 0
That's not depressing at all xD
CranBearry 0
You're a naggy, insecure pest of a girlfriend. You need to stop flipping out at stupid little shit. So maybe your next "boyfriend i'm gonna marry" can actually enjoy your company without being perpetually reminded of your agenda.
mikrav 0
So, when you say you were planning to marry hm someday...had you actually talked about that? Did he agree? It seems not, so I'm going to say YDI, as that needs to be a mutual agreement.
__no_one__ 0
Looks like his sense of humor was deviating from yours a little bit... besides, if you asked a question like that, you had it coming. YDI.
RufusCade 7
I only have to agree with him, I'd choose a million bucks over you any day. Asking questions like that, and then be upset because the answer wasn't what you wanted, is so immature...
scotts13 2
Probably dumped you because of that question, and others like it. INTENSELY annoying to men. As my ex used to say to me, "Don't ask me any questions to which you might not like the answer, 'cause you WON'T."
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI
Maddoctor 10
I KNEW your comment would be here. It doesn't really seem like he's being an asshole more than she's trying to force feelings out of him that he doesn't have.
CheshireHalli 19
I disagree on the asshole part, but I do agree on "YDI" =)
Maddoctor 10
Oh don't worry, it's what he always posts. If you read an FML where the guy is acting even slightly dickish, you can bet AntiChrist will be there saying "Girls only love assholes," "Girls only date assholes," "Girls are only with assholes." It's a sure bet. I've just been waiting for one I can disagree with.
uxoriouswidow 0
True, but he wasn't being an arsehole, she was just being needy and way ahead of herself.
party_over_here 0
hollly shit mna you guys are arguing over somone elses fkn life **** like if she wanted to dump him she can dump him like seriously get over your selves and maybe they dont laugh at that kind of fkn shit and then have buttsecks. she wrote what she wanted to write.
myfriend_youfail 3
Errr....she posted it on fmylife.com. The purpose of this website is to find humor in the ****-ups of other people, and comment on it. Now go wait for the nice men in white coats to come give you your meds. Durrrrrr.
taycandy96 2
he's probably gonna win one million dollars now
loltoyoutoo 0
Oh shit lmao