Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted he didn't want to marry me, not because he doesn't want to spend his life with me, but because he'd seen two friends get ruined by divorce settlements, and he "doesn't want my hooks in him." I love him with all my heart and would never dream of pulling a marriage con. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "I won't marry you, but I want to spend my life with you." When I told him that upset me, he said, "My ex completely changed once we got married, and I like you as you are now." FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my fiancé told me that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I asked him if he had anything else to add. "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
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fwongraven 10
1. Well how did the million-dollar subject come up? Are you the kind of girl who annoys the shit out of men by asking them stupid hypothetical questions? 2. You dumped the guy you 'planned to marry' over THAT?!!! Jesus. He just got saved from a lifetime of having to humour you.
null_fml 11
I find your choice of verb tenses odd. Specifically "I'm in love with and plan to marry some day" instead of "I was in love with and planned to marry some day".
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Comments (137)
dzerzhinsky 0
YTDI, stfu whining
broke_otaku 3
now all you have to do is leave him i hope you're not thinking of staying with him even after that comment, especially since he told you he's not happy in the relationship... not worth your time
krisrow 0
Uhh ouch...
alya_fml 0
think positive! you won't going to marry with an asshole..
un_sexi_lexi 0
dude! don't ask stupid questions! it's a million dollars!!!! i would take it over aby guys I was ever with. haha
tisiphone_fml 0
Speaking from experience, that's a pretty surefire way to ruin a relationship, playing the "cute" hypothetical question games like, "Do you love me more than ((insert favorite hobby, job, or pet here))?" or, "If it was me or ((insert celebrity here)), who would you choose?" Especially if you take the answers seriously enough to break up. You're not even engaged. I think a lot of young people would break up with their girlfriend or boyfriend for a million bucks.
penguinfighter 0
DAMN
mzhonesty 0
Well, I'd break up with a guy for a million dollars, too. Have you noticed what's happened to the economy lately? :
Agent_0042 0
Silly middle schoolers, submitting FMLs.
Hersheykiss8103 0
OOOOMMMMMGGGGG what a jerkface!