Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
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Top comments
Anonnamus 0
Well, you fell head over heels for him. Groan.
chaos753159 4
Atleast u fell for him
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Comments (93)
skyeyez9 25
He liked your human Slinky impersonation.
prydeboi16 0
well look at the bright side the relationship can only go "up" from there hahaha but really that sucks :(
onnielief 4
Who wouldn't be laughing? Seeing someone fall always triggers a chuckle.
thatfeelsright 0
he's an asshole
Crickets 0
lol I've done that >.> but walking up the stairs to get on the bus.......
FockinA 0
question is, do you still like him after that ?
ashiiya 0
Awwww too happy to remember the stairs were there? x3 haha I'm sure he helped you up after laughing, even I do that XD first laugh then help, especially if it was somewhat funny.
monkji10 0
*fell
aaronruark 2
I would.have done the same thing once you stop falling I would help you though lol jk but mabey its a sign
happyconfused 5
well, at least he's got a great sense of humor right?