Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
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Top comments
Anonnamus 0
Well, you fell head over heels for him. Groan.
chaos753159 4
Atleast u fell for him
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ColdGold 6
Oh that excitement ruined by feeling down the stairs.
yummy_mummy 0
awww bless you, bet you wish the ground swallowed you up there and then, I know I would. you'll be laughing about it later though on your hot date
exohexoh 0
Seems like he was worth the wait, hm? Forget him.
yummy_mummy 0
don't forget him anyone would of laughed, it's pure slap stick comedy
blastvortex 4
Wopz. I'd say that a person would have to be quite emotionally detached to avoid at least a struggle against laughing at something like that.
QTaznHawaii 0
He should've atleast offered to help you back up. Seems like chivalry really is dead.
packersfan99 0
Holy shit you're bitching about being laughed at, when there's people in the world that know they'll be dead in 6 months?
missmarley93 1
I hate when people say stuff like that...like "why are you complaining about breaking your arm when there's soldiers in iraq risking their lives" or "there's still not a cure for cancer" okay we know that and we acknowledge it, but there's other things to talk about besides that..it would be a depressing world if that's all we should focus on. It is indeed an fml if you find out you have 6 months to live, but not all have to be so sad or dramatic. Any fml can just be something that ruined your day.
sergio50150 0
I hope the stairs were ok!!!!!!!!!!
seeimdee 0
haha that's what I call "falling" for him (;
seeimdee 0
clumsy cause I'm "falling" inloooove(;
nobridgejustwate 0
Fergie reference has too much Fergie. You thought you were being cute, but.... you weren't. Please take your multiple vowels and winky faces and vacate.
Shutsuji 3
You shouldn't cheat on your boyfriend with the stairs... But in all seriousness, that really sucks. FYL