Today, the guy I have been seeing stopped me in the middle of sex and told me to finish him off by going down on him instead. After a few minutes, I looked up to discover that the noises I had thought were moans of pleasure were actually the sounds of him snoring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
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Top comments
UnicornsDoExist 0
since when do snores sound like moans of pleasure?
amberbby69 6
If he actually stopped you in the middle, then that means you were just bad, period.
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Comments (85)
allbuss 0
Brutal!
amberbby69 6
If he actually stopped you in the middle, then that means you were just bad, period.
AA357 0
you don't look bad ;)
jgogs23 0
u got pretty eyes
p3mguin 7
^ tryhards
cupcakechick 17
he asked her to finish him off, so she wasnt bad that he had to stop her, he stopped himself,
UnicornsDoExist 0
since when do snores sound like moans of pleasure?
locklock2 0
#13 FTW!!!!
xrod_fml 0
well you blow at blowing him ... damn that's sad
Starfire22 5
Wow, you must really suck! I'm sure there are books on this subject... maybe you should go to spencers and buy one...
girlslikeboyz 0
ROFL !
Cristaderzi 0
Well you made him relax so he fell asleep! I say you did a good job!!! So stop trippin mmkay??!!
PurpleKuSh_fml 0
damn u must suck and must be an uglyy ass bitch. FHL for gettin a boring ********
love_game911 0
hahaha!! he probebly got a lil' bored of sex...or probebly he wanted to see how it would feel if he got ****** up while he was sleeping!! xD
laurendanielle 0
Okay, you shouldn't worry because it happens to other people as well. Most of these comments are rude and you tried your best. Maybe you just overworked him so he fell asleep; there can be numerous reasons and not all are negative. It really is okay.
YeahFMLxX 0
@crazee184 where's your head bro?!?!