Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I have a date with on Friday, and for the second day in a row, I misheard her and thought she was saying something about moving in with me. Friday is our first date. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend of 8 years if we should get a bigger place. She responded by insisting she get her own place. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
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Top comments
Missyeru 14
Run!!!
littlesarahxo 30
You mean it's been two weeks and you haven't proposed yet?
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littlesarahxo 30
You mean it's been two weeks and you haven't proposed yet?
PresidentNorth 16
Overly clingy girlfriend approves this message.
sunnyray812 42
Either sit down and have a talk with her telling her this is all way too fast or just leave. You don't want to jump right in without giving time.
WarMachine68 24
Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't Blink. Good Luck.
guineagirl 18
I love you
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
Are you the one dating Op? That seemed a bit fast with the "I love you" and all.
horneyhic 15
It's a dr. Who quote and that's a dr. Who picture 11th right?
WellThatSucked89 13
Tenth. For the love of Dr. Who... its the tenth Doctor.
Mrtigerblue 14
technically speaking its the 11th and 12th doctor. remember the john hurt doctor and he regenerated as this doctor but kept the body.
TheNewGuy03 29
David Tennant's Doctor said this. It was the Weeping Angels' debut. So ... yes, 10th Doctor. [/embarrassment]
Mrtigerblue 14
#131 but David Tennant isn't the 10th doctor. not since john hurt. because of Hurt Tennant is the 11th and because he regenerated and kept his body he's also the 12th. its all explained in the Christmas special
worldclassrager 41
That's a bit too fast...
AUShano 15
Deep seated commitment issues anyone? Move in already! 2 weeks is like, 2 months in Dog Years!
kissmeImawkward 17
Run,Forest! Run!!!
ThomasBombadil 31
Exactly what I thought too.
olpally 33
STAGE FIVE: CLINGER! Lmao!! Love the username!! Yeah, take the next flight out of your country!
mansfield_j 27
Run bro, run as fast as you can
juan3611 14
You name though.
Bentonic 11
What about it?
rockhead1270 5
Tell her your last girlfriend asked you the same questions.
skittyskatbrat 19
Or that your wife wouldn't understand ;)