Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I have a date with on Friday, and for the second day in a row, I misheard her and thought she was saying something about moving in with me. Friday is our first date. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend of 8 years if we should get a bigger place. She responded by insisting she get her own place. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
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Top comments
Missyeru 14
Run!!!
littlesarahxo 30
You mean it's been two weeks and you haven't proposed yet?
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Comments (149)
HockeyGirlLover 7
Run!!!
mauwi_10 10
That was a slick move from her
Vagitarian1 10
So when's the big day?
bluefrootloops 13
April Fools anyone? Seriously though while you may not be ready for commitment, she will make someone very happy someday. I mean how hot is she? Have you had sex yet? Well there's no reason to worry, I'm sure she's a reasonable person and will accept the breakup.
swedeNix 13
Is she a beautiful good person, just say u need more time, u could run, but that could also be the mistake of ur life
holliepong 8
you'd better run run run run run!
Dumbledora 9
"Cuz there's gonna be some hell to pay!"
PaulieXP 16
"Run to the hills" - Iron Maiden
briang959 47
RUN!!!!!
cna1216 15
RUN MAN RUN
ahh_rats 15
Abort!