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Timmeeh Caldicot, United Kingdom

Today, the girl I'm dating mentioned that she'd had her healthy wisdom teeth removed to prevent her future children from having wisdom teeth. I laughed. She wasn't joking. FML

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OP here. She is (was?) cute. Suddenly got a whole lot less so when I realised there was naught but cotton wool where her brainmeat should be.

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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I'm pretty sure there's a wisdom joke somewhere in there...

That's nothing to joke about. I've had my canines removed so I don't have any vampire kids

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Sharp as a marble

I guess she took the molar high ground.

It appears you have become the BF of an idiot 

Dumb girls can be lots of fun -- just make sure you use effective birth control. Stupidity appears to be the dominant gene, and smartness recessive. If you are bright, out of four kids you may have with this dope, one might not be a mouth-breathing knuckle-dragger.

you better not procreate with that ******* moron.

TheDrifter 24

Who? All I see is a cat in her picture, dunno what you're talking about.

Gotta be blond right? Wow

Incidence of people born is rising? Okay.

Damn FML. Hit reply, makes me wait before posting again, and then when I hit post it forgets it was a reply. I could make a better website than this... I should see if FML will hire me.

Ur girl is stupid

Ezio wants revenge for locking him up in the basement, Noor. I calmly suggest you run like the dickens.