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Timmeeh Caldicot, United Kingdom

Today, the girl I'm dating mentioned that she'd had her healthy wisdom teeth removed to prevent her future children from having wisdom teeth. I laughed. She wasn't joking. FML

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Timmeeh 17

OP here. She is (was?) cute. Suddenly got a whole lot less so when I realised there was naught but cotton wool where her brainmeat should be.

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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whatadaydanny 12

I'm pretty sure there's a wisdom joke somewhere in there...

lukep135 6

That's nothing to joke about. I've had my canines removed so I don't have any vampire kids

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Comments (134)

Enslaved 38

If only her mom would have done the same before she was born. *sigh*

MariaNewbill 1

Did you tell her that's not how it works? Lol

ManInTheMachine 20

Wow Noor. And here I thought you were just wearing a hijab. What else haven't you told me, hmmm?

CallMeMcFeelii 14

27 - He isn't a damn chameleon. He's a raptor! Haven't you learned anything from Jurassic Park? Haha just messing with ya man. Edit - Penguin beat me..

bach2121 13

Haha. If she dyes her hair blonde will all her children be blonde too?

UsernameHere234 13

Lamarckian evolution strikes again.

amerikaninfidel 2

The incidence of people born is rising, so at least she isn't completely out there.

yessy729 0

I hope she's really good looking ..

IOmnomHard 10

Noor, you may want to put ” I'm not a nun” back into your description. It'll prevent further noobs from being ignorant. :3

IOmnomHard 10

Noor, you may want to put ” I'm not a nun” back into your description. It'll prevent further noobs from being ignorant. :3