Magicdevil226

Mr 9 years-old

manlyman 5 April 2009, 13:32 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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I_Am_The_Edge 11 June 2009, 16:06 United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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