Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
Today, my nosy mom opened my mail and saw how much I have in my account. She confiscated my debit card because she’s convinced no one could save that much working part time at Burger King and is demanding I confess where so much money came from. I'm moving out. Fuck her. FML
Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant to order food with just a $100 bill. They no longer had what I came for, so I left. When I got to my car, I realized - no bill. I went back in for them to say they hadn't seen it, and they wouldn’t check the cameras. I know the lady working there picked it up since I was the only customer. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
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Top comments
Yazoo77 16
I would have felt bad and let it go if she apologized, but badly failing at hiding her mistake, should tell the manager.
stieglar 17
Worst gift wrapping ever.
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Comments (65)
mds9986 24
Well I hope she broke it before she charged it at least...
False_Stupidity 42
Given that she wrapped it in a receipt, I think it's safe to say that OP was already charged.
mds9986 24
She could have wrapped it in another receipt hoping OP wouldn't notice to cover up her mistake.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
That's so receiptful.
Attacksloth 33
She probably bent it and snapped it when she took it out of the card reader.
KingLewisII 34
She should have made a run for the border.
Eliiara 11
It sounds like it was pretty old anyway. But if it wasn't and she did it intentionally, sorry op.
EcoAirWarrior 7
You should scream verbal abuse at her using curses then rapidly speed away before the security cameras can capture photographic evidence of the details on your license plate
Morning_fml 22
At any normal fast food place there's usually a camera in front of your face somewhere beside the drive thru window already. And you're surrounded by cameras no matter what. Nice try though.
jayemerald17 25
How did she break that?? Bending I could see but breaking? They're so hard
amandaleigh091 10
Taco Bell workers stink. One short changed me, but you have it worse.
jen1097 25
One of the main reasons my work won't allow us to physically handle a customers card
butterfingers583 21
How could she not tell you? You were clearly going to find out sometime.