Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
Today, my nosy mom opened my mail and saw how much I have in my account. She confiscated my debit card because she’s convinced no one could save that much working part time at Burger King and is demanding I confess where so much money came from. I'm moving out. Fuck her. FML
Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant to order food with just a $100 bill. They no longer had what I came for, so I left. When I got to my car, I realized - no bill. I went back in for them to say they hadn't seen it, and they wouldn’t check the cameras. I know the lady working there picked it up since I was the only customer. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
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Top comments
Yazoo77 16
I would have felt bad and let it go if she apologized, but badly failing at hiding her mistake, should tell the manager.
stieglar 17
Worst gift wrapping ever.
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Comments (65)
1dvs_bstd 41
Free tacos for however long it takes to get a new card.
santosb1 11
Whenever I have to close out a customer at work and their card feels like it's about to snap. I take extra extra care with it, I'd rather they break it than get mad at me
fabcade 14
Did you complain to the manager.
guesswhatlifesux 14
Do you know how to ask a question.
arrowgold 19
How did she manage to do that?
Megatron_Griffin 25
#14, If a card is old, the plastic gets brittle and it can snap a lot easier. Just swiping it through card machine could be enough for it to snap. I used to work in a grocery store and I have seen customers snap their cards and I myself had done it once. Most people are very reasonable if you're honest and apologize.
whitnayfortooh 29
wow! what a bitch!
daddysgirl243 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
she should be unemployed
Willrus_3 11
So did you get charged for the tacos or???
omid379 14
She gave her a receipt! What do you guess?
fmlsams 27
That's what happens when you go to Taco Hell.... Jk, FYL OP.
Neesalun 20
Debit/CC aren't easily broken so you needed a new one anyway.
Enkeria 30
How does one break a credit card by sliding it? That takes talent.