Today, I came home from class to find a nasty note on my roommate's toaster oven. Apparently, cleaning it once a week isn't enough, and she wants it cleaned right after using it, which she never told me all school year. I'm banned from using it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, as usual, I got home to find that my roommate had eaten all my groceries and left a mess behind for me to clean. To be fair, this time she did some cleaning - she "energy cleansed" my room with a sage wand, burning a huge hole in my mattress in the process. FML
Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML
Today, my flatmate was once again passive aggressive and angry at me, despite being sweet and pleasant to everyone else. My crime? Putting a baking tray in the dishwasher without scrubbing it first. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML
Today, I told my roommate she had to pay $55 to replace a piece of the oven she broke. She told me I was being selfish and decided to illegally break our lease because I was, "making her feel unsafe." Now I not only have to pay for the oven repair, I also have to pay her next two month's rent. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If you're getting it dirty, you should clean it afterwards. But I agree that she should have told you if you weren't cleaning it often enough.
RichardPencil 32
Tell her to get it the **** out of the common area, otherwise it would be a shame if it were to meet with an unfortunate accident. A damn shame...
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RichardPencil 32
Tell her to get it the **** out of the common area, otherwise it would be a shame if it were to meet with an unfortunate accident. A damn shame...
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If you're getting it dirty, you should clean it afterwards. But I agree that she should have told you if you weren't cleaning it often enough.
Chazzster 32
A couple of things occur to me: … (1) Food crumbs and debris in a toaster oven invite bugs… (2) Roommate’s toaster oven - They get to set the rules about using it… While it would have been best if roommate told you the rules upfront about their toaster oven, it should also be obvious that you don’t leave someone’s stuff in a mess when you use it - from one use or a weeks use.