Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML
Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I learnt through others that my crush will be emigrating to the US in a month's time. We've known each other for almost three years but I'm too afraid to say it. But then we will never cross paths again. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML
Today, I teasingly asked my crush why he never came to visit me in my dorm. He said that all his friends there had moved out and gotten apartments, so he had no reason to go to my dorm. Oh. I thought we were friends. FML
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_THE_MASTER_ 0
BURN!! for real, tho... that's kinda funny and all, but your friend is a big douche.
StanFJones 0
How did the lad take it? Was he excited or creeped?
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Comments (97)
Morokea 0
Something similar happened to me... My first boyfriend moved to Australia for a year when we were together, and everyone was asking when I was moving! It's not a big deal. Also, for people saying he'll love it... My ex HATED it, completely. To each his own.
22jrdn55 15
so are you saying you were a famous creeper too?
Sun_Kissed18 25
how is she a creeper if they were a couple...? They must have been really cute together or something, idk
alex_vik 1
Nice friend you have /sarcasm
plexico 4
No worries, mate! Just tell him you're allergic to Vegemite and can't go. Anyways, the dingoes would eat your baby.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Haha the dingoes will never live that down, will they? Vegemite is yum :)
YDIBITCHES 0
SEINFIELD RULES!!!!!!!!!! SEINFIELD FTW!!!!!!!!!
DrunkenValor 0
Kick him in the groin for spreading vicious rumours about you.
RJB 0
Your an illiterate idiot. Her friend spread the rumor not the boy. Please dont have children.
giganticbrain 0
You're* I won't even begin to mention the irony in that.
DrunkenValor 0
I can't have children, my last girlfriend kicked me in the groin for spreading vicious rumours about her.
biznib 0
You, sir, are pure win
Glam_fml 0
Could someone explain to me how this is an FML? Is it because her crush is moving? I can't imagine someone's like be f'd because of a stupid high school rumor like this one.
xoteeshaox 22
It can be. I had a rumour far less hurtful than this that resulted in everyone not trusting me and I had no friends (they all ditched me) all because it was a popular girl who spread the rumour.
pbuk 0
So "everyone" thinks that you, a schoolgirl, are going to either move to Oz independently, or drag your family to the other side of the World? Either "everyone" is stupid or you're an over-reacting little bitch. Go giggle about some inane shit with your stupid "everyone" friends.
bds0688 0
How old and retarded is everyone in your school?
bds0688 0
You deserve it for being as ******* stupid as you are, and wasting all of our time with your stupid story about your stupid classmates and your stupid crush. What, did you think he would suddenly confess feelings for you shortly before MOVING TO A DIFFERENT ******* CONTINENT? And that somehow you being seen as a stupid girl suddenly shot these plans all to hell?
kukopia 0
Where's the FML? There's no friggin FML! I WANT MY FML!!!! [bold]meh[/bold]
leoofbodom 0
what are you? 12?