Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
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Top comments
proudsock 17
was there literally no way you could've informed a supervisor or boss about what happened? I feel like they would have understood.
writerchic85 26
Would they not let you go home to change or were you just determined to finish? Because if they wouldn't let you go change out of piss soaked clothing I'd be having a little talk with hr. If it's because you didn't want to go home then that's you're own fault.
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Comments (46)
moocowmilk0 19
at least it didn't happen twice :l
Steffi3 40
If this happened due to you 'thinking it was over' and stopping your meds, you totally deserve it. Otherwise, that's really unfortunate, having to finish your shift still.. Get better soon!
ckerane 16
how come you never got sent home? I'd have just walked out
UncleSplooge 16
Blows my mind that anyone would continue working in piss stained clothes. Like, what Job is that? What boss goes "Nah stay here, reeking of piss. This is best". McDonald's??
mds9986 24
Always have a change of clothes somewhere you can get to. Can't ever hurt.
ThrottleJockey 36
Considering your profile picture, I'd say you're right.
mds9986 24
Haha thank you
PinaColadaUno 2
Looks like URINE trouble! Ba dum tsss
muhshizzld 12
I'll show you out.
paperbag77 9
Why did I think of a nursery rhyme while reading this ? ... this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home
PuppiesKisses 19
Did you stop taking your antibiotics or skip out on going to the doctor all together? If you're poor get some 100% cranberry juice. That shit is NASTY but it'll help.
niiickk_ 7
im confused..could someone explain? the wording is bad
Keiraquarium 12
OP had a bladder infection. She thought the infection was over but it wasn't, and caused her to pee herself at work.
LavenderCrow 12
Buy some d-mannose. It's somewhat pricey - 20$ at GNC - but it gets rid of it in less than a day. I used to get them frequently so I always have a bottle on hand. Don't get it with the cranberry, it won't work. Drink lots and lots of water and take Azo for the pain. If it doesn't get rid of it quickly, go to the Doctor's and get antibiotics and make sure you take the full course. Trust me, kidney infections are terrible. :(