savioyr
Today, my business partners of 5 years asked me right after our 5-hour audit with the tax department, "Oh, we have to pay tax?" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
justthinkofyourhand
Salida, United States
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Anonymous
Money for nothing
Today, four years after coming back home from working in another country, I got a tax bill from that country. For my income there from two years ago. If they give me the money I supposedly earned, I'll gladly pay those taxes. FML
Anonymous
Not my mistake
Today, I found out that my employers apparently haven't been taking enough money out of my paychecks, and now I owe thousands of dollars in taxes. I already live paycheck to paycheck despite doing nothing but work. FML
Anonymous
United States
Awkward conversation ahead
Today, as a tax preparer, I had to deliver the bad news that a lady owed a very large sum in taxes. I even had my supervisor check my work as this was serious. Apparently she has been claiming exemptions she doesn't qualify for for years by going to another local tax office that closed down last year, due to fraud. FML
Anonymous
Shawnee, United States
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Rolax
France
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
Jack Faire
Today, I sat down to do my taxes. As I was going over my forms, I found my employer only took $1.72 out the entire year for my Federal Income Taxes. I now owe the IRS over $500 that I don't have. FML
Anonymous
Franklin, United States
Today, I found out I owe the IRS over $2,000 because of a mistake they made. Their "apology" basically amounted to "Oops, our bad. Now pay up or you're gonna be Bubba's new bitch." FML
Juan Carlos
Libertarian nightmare
Today, when I checked on my last payroll, I realized that I pay more in taxes than I do in house bills. FML
Anonymous
I'm the taxman, yeaaaaaah
Today, according to my tax bill, I’ve been employed by a company I interviewed for over a year ago. They apparently hired me but forgot to tell me, then they also forgot to fire me for not turning up, so I’m somehow their unpaid employee and yet owe taxes for wages I’ve never been paid. FML
Top comments
Burle 17
I would imagine you now have to pay a lot of taxes
Zekfen 17
Looks like somebody is about to get a big stick somewhere special by the IRS.
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Comments (10)
Burle 17
I would imagine you now have to pay a lot of taxes
Zekfen 17
Looks like somebody is about to get a big stick somewhere special by the IRS.
Charlie Given 28
Wow your partner is a moron, hopefully this doesn't cost you your business 🤔😒
acmariner99 25
Tax penalties are going to be steep! Time to find new business partners
statikman619 14
You're ****** but goodluck
1gullible_bugger 34
your business partners of five years are complete morons! are they truly that stunned? I mean, to believe that they did not have to pay taxes. There are only two sure things in life, death and taxes!
AzrielB 8
with business partners that dumb I doubt you made any profit. no profit=no taxes, you're good to go!
routerere 10
The only reasonable explanation is that you've been running a lemonade stand from kindergarten and your "business partners" are your friends from your fourth grade class.