Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw someone I thought I knew. I waved enthusiastically and shouted, "Hey!" The person stared blankly at me, so I quickly turned it into a wave at someone else behind them. There was no one behind them. I was just waving and yelling into the void like an idiot. FML
Today, I was at a supermarket when I saw a guy waving enthusiastically at me. I waved back, smiling like an idiot. He kept waving, so I waved harder, even giving him the ole finger guns. Then his actual friend walked up behind me, and I realized he wasn’t waving at me at all. The cashier witnessed everything and whispered, “Yikes.” FML
Today, I waved at someone across the street because I was absolutely certain they were my friend. They waved back, so I walked over. We stood there awkwardly for about ten seconds before I realized I had never seen this person in my life. Apparently they had waved at the person standing behind me. FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, I was walking around with a friend, who I assumed was beside me, but it turned out she'd left my side minutes ago and hadn’t heard my rambling that some random person had. FML
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, after a boozy lunch, I drunkenly waved at what I thought was my reflection in a shop window. The person inside waved back. I laughed and kept walking. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd spent the entire interaction waving at someone standing in a café. FML
Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML
Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping at me while pointing at his dick. FML
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Top comments
nournahas 18
"Get some good ******* manners"
keithsbooty 20
It happens to the best of us, op
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Comments (72)
Witchylady 18
What a rude prick. I hope he face plants it on the side walk.
JessicaGrewal 22
It's a mistake a lot of people make. You can't just say rude things like that. Learn some manners.
janfleury 19
Their an ass, op. Everyone has had that happen.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
What an asshole. How does he have any?
missbrit818 20
Well that was uncalled for
guttedbrit 26
everybody makes this mistake at one point, myself included. With an attitude like his, you're better off not being his friend! The fool!
Mr_Saikaly 35
it is embarrassing but it happens to all of us
vikky538 29
that's when you should wave it both hands...and say..."hey get your ******* manners..."
PopcornTimes 14
And he totally doesn't deserve any...
LaydeeInBlack 5
Petty sure that I'm in your boat. Have a spare paddle?