Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I went out to start my car to go to work. When it wouldn't start, I popped the hood to see what was wrong. Some kind individual took advantage of the fact that my window doesn't roll up, and stole my battery. FML
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Top comments
TobuBiguru 3
never leave valuables in plain sight in a car. its unfortunate but ydi
184886837272837 32
"a car alarm! I'd better go see if someone's car is being robbed" said no one ever.
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Comments (101)
nchic01 17
wow courtesy these days
1dvs_bstd 41
they're trying to monopolize that territory, trying to stop other criminals from stealing from you. seriously tho, report it to the police and hope for the best, hope the thief/thieves pick soaps in the prison bathroom!
isabellasimone 18
Wow, how considerate...call the cops!
dbt88 15
I'm willing to bet OP did that prior to posting this.
cjmedic 12
That was polite of them. *sarcasm*
shubblebubble08 7
Ever thought they just didn't open the door at all?
mysadlyfe 9
How thoughtful!
Senseless_487 29
I was wondering how long it was gonna take for someone else to have this thought.
sarneeley 14
Leave it in your trunk next time. Less of a target. Also don't leave your valuables in a car. So preventable.
Adam5858 17
You should have hide it!.YDI
Tezoma 28
Maybe it was put away. Either way, I don't think anyone really deserves to have their stuff stolen just because they left it locked in their own car.
winterkills 7
we all live in a world with its own set of rules. these rules aren't governed by law but by common sense. leaving it out in the open is like leaving your phone on a counter of a bar and going to the washroom.
abattior 18
never put valuables where people can see it!