Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
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Roevera 14
My cat cuts off the heads and leaves them on my doorstep at night. I wake up to find mouse heads all in a row on my porch when I leave for school..
disco2466 8
did you taste it and find out what it was?
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Comments (119)
skyeyez9 25
My friends dog killed and ate a prairie dog and barfed it up on her carpet once.
Calyx_fml 22
I kan has rat.
RoseTintMyWorld 8
I do C:
mieks 18
#8: That's not weird. In wild, cats would have to eat like 3 or 4 mice a day te stay alive, so 2 a day is not really that strange.
silentbutfunny 0
There is such a thing as they reply button....
geod69 8
Chalk one up for the cat
chocodoombot 0
You whine about your rodent problem being taken care of? Seriously?
OhHushDear 11
Actually, I think he is whining about the disgusting nature of the situation.
mama2b3 20
Yay your rodent problem is taken care of! Also, have you ever taken a creative writing class op? :)
OhHushDear 11
I was wondering too :-)
tannarox 0
#44: nope! I wish though :)
TheJashinist 8
What a lovely thought.
OhHushDear 11
And even lovelier sight, I'm guessing.
katie4818 8
I was eating when I read this, almost threw up.
KiddNYC1O 22
Watcha ate?
OhHushDear 11
This is why I make sure never to explore the internet while eating anything =)
dragynfyre 4
yummy
sougstad 7
Wan sum chinee foo? A litta duk sauce and dat tassa goo!!