Courtney
United States
Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
bobuhbeartoe
United States
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
lordtimbit
Calgary, Canada
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Concussed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Bad start to the day
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Whip it
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
GabyLeann
United States
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
vee2013
London, Canada
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
woman
La Crosse, United States
Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
Anonymous
Spring, United States
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Ouchiewowow
Montreal, Canada
One hell of a hangover
Today, my friend dared me to break a liquor bottle on my head. I slammed it into my head so hard I got dizzy, then did it a SECOND time and knocked myself out so hard that I pissed and shat myself. My head hurts really badly. FML
DaycareMama92
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
Top comments
audiofreak95 0
ha shampowned
DocBastard 40
Next time try shaking the bottle violently into your hand rather than directly onto your head, dumbass.
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Comments (86)
Deeznutzhairy 7
OMG is the shampoo bottle ok? :'O
leogirl95 12
Your pic is just plain weird, man
Skittlepickle 13
Yea. Banging the bottle against my head is how I open mine, too.
SirSquishyPants 1
Bathing: Your doing it wrong. Only tools you need in real life for every situation, 1 pound sledge hammer and duct tape.
CookieMonstr19 0
Ha.
boredblonde 17
It's okay, we all do it.
ikickgingers 15
No, we really don't.
boredblonde 17
Hmm, so you've never made a mistake in your life? You're perfect? All hail! Yeah...no sorry.
ikickgingers 15
You can bow now... It's okay. I'll allow it. :D
Ranimal 12
We all almost knock ourselves out with a shampoo bottle, no. We all make mistakes, yes. That would have been a more logical comment.
TimysterGates 15
some shampoo.. right?
flockz 20
it would pretty hard to knock yourself out cold in a shower becaise you know, showers are hot. sorry for captain obvious douchebag.
Lights_Out_fml 6
ShamPOW
leadman1989 16
You could have been seriously pruned... who knows how long you would have out? Not to good for the environment either.
cupcakeluver1212 0
Challenge accepted
herponi 2
Add a smidge amount of water to the shampoo bottle to avoid half killing yourself in the future