Courtney
United States
Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
bobuhbeartoe
United States
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
lordtimbit
Calgary, Canada
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Concussed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Bad start to the day
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Whip it
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
GabyLeann
United States
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
vee2013
London, Canada
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
woman
La Crosse, United States
Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
Anonymous
Spring, United States
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Ouchiewowow
Montreal, Canada
One hell of a hangover
Today, my friend dared me to break a liquor bottle on my head. I slammed it into my head so hard I got dizzy, then did it a SECOND time and knocked myself out so hard that I pissed and shat myself. My head hurts really badly. FML
DaycareMama92
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
Top comments
audiofreak95 0
ha shampowned
DocBastard 40
Next time try shaking the bottle violently into your hand rather than directly onto your head, dumbass.
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icic6772 0
VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!
brittni13jake 7
hhaaa i voted no when moderating this one because it was so long and annoying to read. Nice to see they fixed it.
vbmg152 19
How the hell did you do that?? I gotta know!!
Miguemex95 4
blond? lol ;)
bri1215 7
not all blondes are dumb
robertwood 2
You did that with a shampoo bottle????......i would be scared to see what you would do with anything else in your hand
Wise_Old_Guy 3
You should have squeezed the shampoo on to your hand and then apply it on your head instead of bashing the bottle on your head like a gorilla thus practically causing yourself to lose brain cells and maybe permanent brain damage.
kkimikay1027 1
Don't try so hard??
lovelife_1284 3
Thats really gotta suck...
5t3ff1k4h 47
How heavy was the shampoo bottle? You've got mad skills, brah.
danx900 7
Those damn bottles