Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
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xXshadowrollerXx 6
Stuff like this gets me and angry. I know there is still a feeling of male dominance in the world, have some ******* respect, you don't just hit women, or anyone for that matter, for no reason. That guy was just an asshole, I hope someone taught him a lesson:
rallets 23
i saw "raped" at first o_O
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Comments (215)
you_failed 15
What an asshole! D:< I hope you got his attention afterwards! Dx
wdcthree 0
opportunity*
awesomeloser14 0
rapped is the same thing as tapped people....... -.- Op that sucks you should have punched him and broke his nose
awesomeloser14 0
nose
Barney_Rubble_75 0
it's really not the same thing. 'tapped' implies a soft drumming of the glass with finger tips. 'rapped' is more like one or a succession of knuckles-connecting hard (& loud) knocks. if the person behind had their head resting against the same pane of glass and it was suddenly rapped by some obnoxiuos shit in front... I'm not saying that I would smash OP's face against the glass... but I understand the impulse.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
NO reason?
awesomeloser14 0
true, but honestly I think the person knew she was trying to get some ones attention. It isn't not right to do that I mean they broke her nose.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
he had a reason. you may not believe it justified, you may believe it to be a massive overeaction and in making that assessment you may only be dealing with the small portion of facts OP chooses to share and maybe there's another side to the story. but the guy HAD a reason. but I agree. hitting women is not on (unless they rap on the window you rest your head against at least once a week even though you've asked them to quit that behaviour time and again... and they ignore, ignore, ignore... I'm just saying... without all the facts, how do we know it wasn't justified?).
awesomeloser14 0
Also true good grief you type fast. 0.0
jakel121 0
Finally people with good grammar! Praise the Lord!
Upon_A_Burning_B 0
69, There should be a comma after "Finally". :)
Wheredidgrungego 12
In what world is this where guys can now hurt girls for no reason? Sorry, I thought humans were a bit more advanced than that.
awesomeloser14 0
we all did dear, the worlds a messed up place simple as that.
lovinit5683 0
I used to get punched by a boy every day on the bus when I was younger.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
seems like there WAS a reason. Might not have been 'an equal and opposite reaction', but OP was the catalyst behind her getting a busted nose. morale of the tale? "don't rap on bus windows... the consequences may be severe. " (should be a bumper sticker - yeh?)
Thabb 0
In what world have girls always been allowed to hurt guys for no reason?
YacL 15
In what world was anyone allowed to hurt anyone?
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
where in this FML does it say OP's a girl. assumptions are usually wrong.
noboundary 9
It says it at that top on the app. OP listed themselves as a female.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
im on the app and it does not say that for me. sorry
KiddNYC1O 22
129- What app do you have?? lol
YacL 15
I'm on the app, and it says that OP's female. I guess this calls for a new excuse?
vyben 3
#36 why didn't you punch him back?
Igor_g5 0
Mine says she's a female.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
mine says anonymous
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Stuff like this gets me and angry. I know there is still a feeling of male dominance in the world, have some ******* respect, you don't just hit women, or anyone for that matter, for no reason. That guy was just an asshole, I hope someone taught him a lesson:
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Disregard the "and".
dreamering 16
I never tried, but I guess anything you want. "Dick" will be fine.
maddy23a 5
well said
explodingmuffint 0
if you put something clever people like you more.
Lanceeden 12
short for nickname. Usually whatever you see fit to accompany the fml. I think. I'm not sure
grafixxx687 0
that is so terrible and so sorry for such a bad experience!!! :(
djmacncheeze 6
ok when I first read this I thought he said "raped a window"
TylerX 0
It is Indiana, anything goes. [;
iranoutofnames 6
totally with you on that
djmacncheeze 6
oops sorry OP I meant she
Barney_Rubble_75 0
eww. messy.
Kesha_Mei_Ash 0
That's messed up. But probably funny from a passerby's point of view. Lol
cheesypus5000 0
When submitting an FML what do you put for "nick"?
dreamering 16
Next time you want to rap on a window, just watch your back. Make sure nobody is behind you.