Today, on my first day at as a photo editor at a print store, I had to spend over an hour editing a full shoot of a fat man eating a baguette in a bathtub, closeups included. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML
Today, my boss asked if anyone knew basic Photoshop, and I volunteered because I once edited memes in high school. Two hours later I was sweating through my shirt trying to remove a reflection from a company head shot while my coworkers slowly realized I had absolutely no idea what I was doing. FML
Today, my company released its yearly magazine and I was in the background of a picture directing men around the site. It was the worst photograph I’ve ever seen. It managed to make me look like Hitler with an exposed belly, including the moustache and the salute, and I don’t even have a moustache. FML
Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML
Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, 5 months after doing a shoot for a stock photo site, someone finally used one of my photos. In an article about meth abuse. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, I folded a stack of 2,500 brochures for the new exhibit we're putting on at the museum where I work. As I was finishing up, I got an email. The dates have just been changed, so all the brochures have to be reprinted and refolded. FML
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euphoricness 28
Admit it OP, it was the hottest thing you've ever seen.
MaybeFML 9
Out of everything... Why in a bathtub?
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Comments (66)
AllKnowingTurtle 9
Well, at least now you don't have to wonder about what a fat man eating a baguette in a bathtub looks like :D
foxwasalamb 24
yeah often on a daily basis I complain because never in my life have I witnessed that event. life is tough man
ironichalibut 24
And soon you'll be able to see pictures of it! WE ALL WILL BE ABLE TO!
cadillacgal79 32
I feel sorry for your eyes OP.
The_Voytek_Bear 14
Was the "eating a baguette" part literal or was it an euphemism?
ThomasBombadil 31
At least it wasn't a Twinkie.
Fuhkyoo 17
then if would just be comical.
MNV_ 12
Tonight I will have nightmares of this image. FYL!!
Aquila_Umbrae 26
I guess it could be considered art.
ahippienamedrae 10
Breader luck next time.
bioss89 16
Wait until they want a boob job and they star bringing home **** to print. I always wandered, 21 century and they still bring home shot **** to print in a print shop. OP you will get use to it, and yes FYL
Ki11erC 18
@27 I wander, to the shops.
vikky538 29
oh..doctors and photographers see things in way that no other will see it.. if you love your job this does not bother you much atleast after you get used it.
worldclassrager 41
It's a start...you'll have better jobs and worse jobs...since you are starting you get the jobs no one else wants for a bit