Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a "Free hugs" sign. FML
Today, I was dared to stand and hold a sign saying, "Free Hugs." This girl I'd never seen before gave me a crushing hug and cried hysterically on my shoulder in the blazing afternoon sun. I couldn't get her off. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML
Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML
Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we'd passed and I heard her say, "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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Top comments
katzekitty 0
haha today was free hug day :D they F***ed up the rules. your sappose to hug EVERYBODY!
toonerdyy 0
I would have hugged you.
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Comments (39)
BigD3452 6
#15 can I have a hug? ;) better yet wanna watch a movie I love cuddling with a girl and napping on her boobs lol fun bags are the best pillows ever ;)
matiu_fml 0
You shoulda offered to pay! lmfao!
Poepiepiesie 3
Goddamn hippies, their even more faggotry successors hipster even stick ******* chicken in vaginas and pass it of as art.
brittanyg93 0
I ******* hate free hugs signs.
Snowstar 0
*a lot
smiley12321 0
you totally deserved it, that's what you get for smoking in the first place!!!
MothsWings 4
One can keep themselves from looking scary quite easily...
iluvevil01 11
lol a bunch of people did that at band camp. except they all tried to hug me. to bad I hate hugs
LullzKitteh 1
it's spelled "psych", dummy
AllieGee 9
Ha thats sad.....