Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
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Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML
Today, I fell down a hill out of my hammock, which broke my phone screen and my sunglasses. My idiot brother launched me out of it, so he could "assert his dominance." He's 11. FML
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML
Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
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Rhaegar 0
Your brother is a big douche.
perdix 31
Tell all the girls he's a bedwetter. Your hand will be fixed much sooner than his ability to date.
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Comments (81)
majestydivine_fml 0
little brothers are why god created duct tape and dark closests.
Willyggibbons 0
I like u. What phone you got.
wambamtysam 0
200 may seem like a cheap phone to some people, but I could certainly do a lot with 200 bucks man. so fyl and that sucks about your hand.
cheezburgergirl 0
and your parents did nothing??????? that little shit!
d4m4s74 12
get a cheaper phone. I've got a nokia 3330, Ericsson v640i and some motorola. I juggle them all the time and they fall on my (tiled) floor a lot and they are all still okay after years. they put too much stuff in a phone, they pack it so tight a simple shake can break it. cheap phones ftw. and while you're at it, get a new hand too.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
you still have your other hand right? use it to ruin his life.
Hacksaw 4
Kill your brother.
Synchestra_fml 2
You should thank him by breaking something valuable of his. This can include body parts that one might need to live >.>
Ninjaface 0
@scrubsfan99 Godwin's Law OWN3D!!!11!!1!11!!
damnimunlucky 0
when your hand is better, kick his ass!!! break his xbox and then throw him out thee second story of your house! that will teach him not to mess with your older brother!!