Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML
Today, I fell down a hill out of my hammock, which broke my phone screen and my sunglasses. My idiot brother launched me out of it, so he could "assert his dominance." He's 11. FML
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML
Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
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Rhaegar 0
Your brother is a big douche.
perdix 31
Tell all the girls he's a bedwetter. Your hand will be fixed much sooner than his ability to date.
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Comments (81)
seracy13 0
KICK OM IN THE FACE!
stubby84 0
stop whining it could be worse
BabesYourAStar 0
break his black ops disk.
fluffysponges 0
Who in their right mind would spend $200 for a fragile phone? You're better off with a crappy flip phone. It's not worth it because most of the time they introduce newer and better phones.
funnyfiona 0
your brother is an idiot. you should make him pay for a really expensive phone. I hope he didn't get away with slamming your hand in the door
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
FINISH HIM!!!!!
hershys99 0
That sukz!!! I couldnt live without a phone
meganxomarie 1
Why was your hand in the position for him to slam a door in it ? Ydi..
A7x4REVer 3
M is for Murder, don't leave a clue
TomMower 0
A good phone for you would be a nokia 3331 P.s. kick his ass with your cast