Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML
Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML
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vanillababy4u69 4
Kudos to the girl!
MURIKKA 11
Not only would I have clapped too, I would've burst out laughing. Your son had it coming.
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Comments (202)
katherinebby17 28
I can't believe you let her hit your son
vde_fml 15
I wouldn't but then again i would have slapped him longe before he deserved a punch. He has no right to insult.
chinagirl3343 8
You guess he got bored??? You screwed up as a parent if your son does that because he is bored. Shame on you both. Yay to the girl who taught your son the lesson you should've.
joanniejore 7
You raised that dipshit.
BoredinCbus 11
I would whoop my kids ass for insulting someone, ESPECIALLY after having already 'trying to stop them'.
Therewhenneeded 16
Whether mentally handicapped, or some other illness or perfectly healthy, ANY kid who is insulting someone and not obeying their parent needs to be removed. Maybe a smack will help and so long as it's not brutal do it. Yes, I have dealt with children. I have two little nieces I take everywhere and I have helped take care of 6 little cousins while growing up. They never would have done that because they know their aunt loves them but will not tolerate such behavior. Forget her place in line, that mother should have, at the least, taken the kid out of the store and apologized to the person her son was insulting. Punching him was overkill on her part but I don't blame her.
raykyogrou0 4
So is the "you deserved it" meant for the son? If it's not, I don't think the parent deserves this.
at0micmin3r 23
#263 You're right. It's not her fault she doesn't know how to control her son. I mean, heaven forbid she tell him to shut up or assert her authority as the parent! That would just be insane!
killerwoman0330 2
I would've pissed myself laughing
Tinuviel97005 0
I see no problem here. He got what was coming, and that's not your problem. Ask him if he learned his lesson.
hells_bells86 9
your son got what he deserved. Maybe now he'll think twice before harassing someone again.
baileymarie102 6
He had if coming but to punch the kid!? How old is he? I mean, if to you young is like 13, I guess that's okay but if he's like 8 then the girl is messed up for punching a child in the face.