Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML
Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML
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vanillababy4u69 4
Kudos to the girl!
MURIKKA 11
Not only would I have clapped too, I would've burst out laughing. Your son had it coming.
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Comments (202)
ninja_darkstar 6
That's what you get for not disciplining your son
mcrfan45 10
I would have clapped laughed and bought the girl a sandwich myself :'D
elizacandle 29
since you can't control his behavior, aybe that will teach him.
Nederlander95 14
All kids are sometimes bratty, it's shitty parents like you who "try" to get them to stop before giving up and letting them be little shots that turn them into entitled bratty ***** as they grow up.
Failure_Phoenix 11
Guys, let's face it here. If the genders were switched on the teen and the kid, there would be no argument in the comments.
benderbrau3000 1
My mom would have made us leave no matter what age we were. If we didn't listen the first time, we would have been out the door.
NamelessFace 22
Sheesh, nobody is the good guy in this scenario.
taintedtruffle 42
Let me re-write this the way it SHOULD have gone. : Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. I immediately removed him from the store and after a half hour long lecture on how we treat other people we went home and had peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Damn I really wanted Subway but sometimes parenting is more important. FML
fantasyworld 39
You should have left the store once it started to happen.
fiveforfighting 26
Learn to control your kid. He had it coming.