Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML
Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML
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vanillababy4u69 4
Kudos to the girl!
MURIKKA 11
Not only would I have clapped too, I would've burst out laughing. Your son had it coming.
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jayhawkchik 4
You are CLEARLY the reason why so many entitled little ***** are getting away with terribly, inappropriate and downright RUDE behavior in public! Control your brat and that won't happen! I hope he learned a lesson from the girl as you obviously are not teaching him manners at home.
BeautyOfGrac3 6
Why aren't people able to control their kids anymore?? Have parents and others just given up?? Do we just wanna play the "friend" to our children? Or is it that some have gotten to lazy that they let their Brats do as they want?? Before people start taking shit think about it. I know everyone on this site at one point has seen a kid embarrass the f*ck out of their parents and some just sit there either saying "ugh he's just a kid don't think about it" or they grab the hand walk away and after telling the kid for 5 mins what they did bad they buy the lil pain ice cream. Parents crack down a bit and stop letting them get away with murder :-/ please
Kristoffer 35
YDI for not being able to control your son's behavior. Be a damn parent.
girlygirl537 2
Your boy deserved it
Jummpmann23 2
That's on you as a parent. When you tried to get him to stop and he wouldn't listen you should've whooped him or something to get his attention. YDI.
droln4maltesers 8
YDI for raising your son to be a spoiled little POS. I'm a teacher so don't even lie and say "I don't know where he gets it from." I've got a 5 year old who's exactly like her mom... Rude and has an attitude problem.
Neligee 9
Def deserved that or even more !!! He still needs to be raised !!!
deegeebee 10
"I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen"
Lasagnaa 24
Your son deserved it.
EandL_fml 2
your son deserved it, and you should have gotten punched too for being a spineless parent who can't control their child. I mean who gets bored so they decide to insult people? you are raising an insensitive brat and its your fault. I would never let my kids get away with not listening in this situation!