Today, my wife tried to refill the windshield wiper fluid on her own. However, she poured it where the oil goes. Now the car is having major issues. Last week I lost my job, and I have no idea how much this is going to cost to fix. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Top comments
JRBradley 9
Wow... Let her pay for it for being that stupid!
sematariux 7
Damn OP Your wife is retarded
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Comments (232)
bloodypanda 0
She obviously should be working in the kitchen where she belongs. ;p
brnjennings 0
******* women are dumbasses
bugmefmlnotnow 7
You should have shown her where the fluids go and where. I taught my girlfriend that stuff, she can change her oil (all I have to do is removeput back drain plug, she does all the oil filter, pouring oil stuff) by herself, and knows what fluids looksmell like and which fluid goes where in her car.
Penguin07 0
Wow, that's sad. I knew where windshield wiper fluid went when I got my first car, but my uncle was a mechanic so that may have something to do with it. I think it would have been better to look dumb asking where it went instead of finding out you put it in the wrong place...
structuredchaoz 4
Damn. Wish you the best. Been there.
jibz83 2
Your first mistake was getting a wife...second mistake was letting her drive
smart_stupid 4
I apoligize for your small dick
Brotha_Lou 5
Oh Women drivers...
cubby1331 0
How can you be that dumb to pour ww fluid in the engine??? You should buy her a new helmet
savedb2rfly 0
Next time fill it the first time she says it's low.
country4life17 0
Are you freaking serious it says oil on the cap and the windshield fluid has WINDOW WASHER FLUID ONlY on it some people shouldn't even own cars atleast know to work em