Today, my wife tried to refill the windshield wiper fluid on her own. However, she poured it where the oil goes. Now the car is having major issues. Last week I lost my job, and I have no idea how much this is going to cost to fix. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML
Today, my car broke down. My dad insisted he could fix it, but screwed up in the process. After finally getting the car towed to a mechanic, I was told that I'd only needed a new water pump, but thanks to the damage my dad did, fixing it all will cost me a small fortune. FML
Today, I was driving my car like any ordinary day. My dad had been harping on me about not checking the oil, so I finally checked it. Driving down the road my hood flew up and shattered my windshield. I forgot to latch my hood after checking the oil. $300 for a new windshield. The oil was fine. FML
Today, my car broke down. The good news is I can afford to have it fixed. The bad news is paying for the fix will wipe out my savings, which I need to get certified for a non-minimum-wage job. FML
Today, I told my wife to not drive our car as it has a steering problem and is starting to shake. I got home from work to see it had a flat tire, and asked her if she went anywhere. She'd thought I was exaggerating and went out for coffee. I've been a mechanic for 7 years. FML
Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML
Today, after paying back the money my grandma lent me to fix my car, I stepped outside, only to see my car leaking antifreeze all over the driveway. I had to ask for the money back to fix it again. FML
Today, I took my partner’s car to fill with gas because mine was in the shop. Out of habit, I put diesel into the tank. We discovered it three hours later; the tow bill ate my weekly budget, the mechanic sighed through the repair estimate, and I spent the evening on hold with roadside help. FML
Today, I replaced the fog lights on my car and completely filled my gas tank. $50+ later, the transmission decided it wanted to go out. FML
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Top comments
JRBradley 9
Wow... Let her pay for it for being that stupid!
sematariux 7
Damn OP Your wife is retarded
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Comments (232)
ZielZone 4
You married an idiot
FarSide 23
Fix the car, and then trade it in quickly. As for the bitch, just trade her in for a newer model.
divadro102 16
Clearly it's labeled. And she's just dumb for doing so without knowing what's what
gamblesoamc 0
Drain the oil and put ne oil in moppet!
lollipop77_fml 6
Maybe you should spend time with her and teach her how to spell OIL!!!!
TexasCMoney 2
So basically you're telling me your wife can't read and/or has zero common sense
manjot21sandhu 0
women should just stay in the kitchen and make us sandwiches. (:
jquiggy 0
peoples lack of ability to read is really bothering me, it says in the fml that the car is having major issues already. You can't just drain and refill on something like this, as the soap from the fluid had to travel to the oil pan. This means that everything lubed by oil now has soap on it, including the valvetrain.
Chris9154 6
Wow ur wife is kinds dumb
juanitad 3
Okay, I'm sorry but you deserve it for marrying a dumb ass......You can definitely see that where she poured it in is for engine oil. Sorry bout the car tho.
fadingaway 17
She's a disgrace to all women.
FarSide 23
now now. Maybe she has a decent piece. Its not like she is totally useless.